I would like to comment not on the story, but on the comment by Patrick. He asks if the phrase "disgusting lawyer" is an oxymoron. It is not. An oxymoron combines two antonyms to create a third item. The classic example is "jumbo shrimp." The words "disgusting" and "lawyer" are, in fact, synonyms and thus cannot be an oxymoron. This is, of course, a different type of oxymoron than the one that applies to politicians which is defined as "a person who, every time they breathe, says something stupid."