Can't believe no one has responded to this. Want a way to get a bunch of "Twilight" fans totally bewildered? (That movie is so yesterday anyway.) Tell them that "Dracula", which inspired "Twilight", was itself inspired by "Carmilla", and that vampires were (in Joseph Sheridan LeFanu's original tale, itself derived from east European legends) originally awful, pedophilic creatures with lesbian tendencies, which started stalking their victims at age 7 with the intent on molesting and murdering them by their late teens.

This was a haunting episode.