Ah Paula Trueman.  One of my favorite bits of dialogue ever involved her small part in "Paint Your Wagon."

Mrs. Fintey - You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumpson.
Rumpson - I have read the Bible Mrs. Fintey.
Mrs. Fintey - Didn't that discourage you about drinking?
Rumpson - No...but it sure cured my apatite for reading. 