And this isn't even a "whodunit", much less a scary mystery show (though it has it moments of suspense (of sorts), I guess, at the very end.)

It's a good old-fashioned morality tale, the kind that pretty much only the RMT did within its radio theatre genre.

It's funny...last night we had a suspected prowler at our business (where I frequently work by myself without any worry) and I called in the police...two officers arrived with a german shepherd. They weren't able to find anyone in there so maybe it was a false alarm. But I was sure glad they were there.

And I'm also reminded of an early 70s era bumper sticker I saw in my hometown of Springfield, MO: "If you don't like the pigs, next time you're in trouble call a hippie."

Both instances cited above would mesh well in a montage with "The long, blue line".