I just love all the characters, one of my favorites (I'm an Hawiian jungle boy), listened to it over 100 times. But WHAT'S UP WITH THE OYSTERS in Hawaii? The colonel has the investigater up on the cliff to observe the gathering of oysters in their beds, then he offers the others six of these "oysters" as appetizers (planted with pearls) to critique before their much anticipated bridge game. Can someone PLEASE explain this. By the way, it doesn't say Barbara Walsh was completely naked, the invesigater clearly states she was covered with srings of beads. Maybe her nipples were showing. Hmmmmmm. GREAT theatre of the mind!