(Or: "I'm carving notches in my bed posts while my rich fiancee is away, just to keep busy".)

Larry Haines could be a pretty oily character at times for the RMT. In this Sam Dann (that old master of the double entendre) play he is "Woody". Woody and the main character (played by Robert Dryden) are buddies from Viet Nam, but Dryden's a level-headed, successful money manager while Woody is called a "rake" (top entry).

Woody falls for Dryden's secretary, played by Judith Lewis, whose voice somehow reminded me of Audrey Hepburn. Problem is, she falls even harder for him, especially when she believes he wants to marry her. Dryden is justifiably enraged, as his secretary is an orphan raised by her grandfather and is also not really a worldly girl. That changes when Woody takes her out on a sailboat (a couple of days before he's to marry his fiancee he's not told her about), she finds out his big secret, and jumps off the boat. Returning to port with search parties unable to find her, Woody's charged with murder.

You could sort of see where this one was leading, and I can't say its ending was satisfying to me. However, like "Look who's coming" above there was another unusual thing I'd not yet heard on an RMT E.G. Marshall intro/outro...Robert Dryden actually answers him directly (calling him "Mr. Marshall") right after E.G.'s intro to the first act. 